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If you want a writeup of this presentation (and raw notes) go here:

http://timbauer.bauerfive.com/2008/04/27/arrington-techcrunch-shockjock-or-caring-author/

Note, the post above talks about the weak mud slinging going on around this presentation by Valleywag.

He's not an editor...he's a former attorney.

he said he's not and entrepreneur at the start!

Where's the business info?

suck my kiss!

is that his girl friend?

god this guy is a dick

asdffadf

adfaf

lkjlkjkj

werewrwerewrwer

dfsefwerwerewr

eferwer

sunil

Anonymous

you are you aew you ananymous user that you know that

klklklklll

cvhcvghcvnb

mehmet

hello mike

hi

hola

susan test

;'''''

thisis my start up

thisbvnb

cole

Teste

ういお

my powerbook

this is nose !

hello who are u

he

shit!

OKay

rewrew

sdfgsdfg

fgxf

man boobies

eee

gimme $5

co to ma być ?

Nir

Nir Asi

post

hello

hello

hey Nir

Increible

cool

eye

cxzc`dsfadsf

good boy

cole

nice work

sdfsd

teste

Test
login first

ciao

this is fun

fsdfasdfasf

helllo

Nothing to see here.

Hmmmm

555

That is a good start :)

Hello

frozen

Frozen

What's the hell is it ?

yertyerty

test comment

nipple

Guy needs a haircut

Привет. ПРоверка работы комеентария еще один символ И еще И еще

You
you are do what you see haaha

that's funny ....

joder con estos comentarios

ha ha ! Macs don't do this... sure they do.

sdfsadfsadfsdafsa

good humor

owned

fsdfsad

must be running leopard ;)

FAIL

assshople

sfsadfsadf

sisssssssssssssy

I can't wait to see his desktop. Wonder if its loaded with porn?

PORTUGAL

sweet

what the f***

nice... :)

fine !

really?

test

he's a twit

wtf?

full of himself and very unfunny

im a douche!

That is what your nametag says.... I think.

TITS

big up mike

rod testing...

Tuna

heya

what?

wow this cool

Gaylord

cool

lll

sausage

tetst

you kidding me!!

he sucks

whatda

tiny sausage

Besides have no slides?

advice?

what?

Okay. Pay attention 'cause later he gives advice on how to run your company.

tender nuts reporting for duty

foobar

Ok, remember that: tactical advice on press for your startup. Now, the rest of the talk is all about him and Techcrunch EXCLUSIVELY.

Okay here we go... wait for the porn at bootup

computer had problems... that's why no slides! heh

this looks like it will be good

hye!

<a>hye</a>

fffffff

fdgdfgdsfg

ZOMG. Are you sure you don't normally use Windows?!?!?

Picture 2 = Porn

To Do List:
Download Porn

Picture 0.png = Porn

Picture 8.png = Porn

Picture 8 = Porn

Picture 6 = Porn

A look at the inner workings...

he's worried there's porn on there....

why is everyone dropping random comments

so, why does this guy have so much power?

i like this comment feature

So unprofessional.

fucking dick

anybody see gorila tits, im loo
looking for her

Wow what an uncluttered desktop. No wonder he does not know anything about technology

monkey

what an ass

Mike not my fault your fucking Mac froze up. Blame urself dick.

I have a small penis.

nerd

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

nnnnhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

bvnhgjhkjlk

dork

yea, he's happy

a real asshole

god arrington is sucha tool bag

what a douche.

why does anyone care what this guy says?

AHAHA

hopeless

outsourced labor

no wonder he is not an entrepreneur

did he practice this presentation?

apple is shit

the master

CLASSIC POWERPOINT MELTDOWN!

what a fricking moron, how about being a little bit prepared next time fatty

Man Tittah

i think he's cute

adding bubble

i think you're fucking stupid

he is my son

bubble

how fun

You're my son

tuck in your shirt

what is what

Sperm Burper

I love someecards! :D

Lose some fricking weight.

eyes

fatties need love too!

comb your hair

what

what

so incredibly sexy, waw

douche

finger?

dsddsc

brush your teeth

first!

in my ass

Douche

blub

cellphone clip? really?

nipple

test

why add commesnt on the video?

he looks like he just woke up.

wheres the powerpoint

suckers!!

Still no powerpoint

hmmm...I kinda want a Milkshake right now...

yay

he's still mad

someecards.com is f'ing hilarious!

feed me chocolate

congrats on getting a powerpoint up toolbasket

Getting power point up is much harder than getting funding...

hurray

que paso ??

And they call it TECH crunch????????

daaaaaamn!

i'm high

fux

a bit hungover

cell phone belt clip? does he work at radio shack

looool

cocaine is a helluva drug

lol

about your mother

I am a tool

hi

get a PC

douche

Its true. We told him about our startup over dinner. We asked him 2 keep secret. Next day it was on TC. Fucked us over big time.

super douche

so that 's your fucking ppt??

haters get lost

i have a big dongis

OMG Nice ppt douche

haters, he's hot

中文可以嗎

family guy hot

How long did he work on that slide??

think about me having no morals

Mike IS great, period

it's difficult to imagine an uglier person

this is how he writes the posts @ TC!

u are a moron anon go to hell

rofl

And violating SEC rules and looking at fines and/or criminal prosecution!!!!

mini-me

What a dickhead!

Testicles

Bell End

what a

Cock

this guy shouldn't even be invited to startup school, what has he got to offer? how to be a cock head?

bad behaviour promoting guy

The video streaming sucks.

what a great part

finger

microphone cock

stupid comments

smart comments

test for this

snitches get stiches

Burp

movable

macs suck cock

It helps me how?

Great logic.

Purple what now?

YD - my comment

Amazing, the comments

snitches get left in the ditches

You suck cock

Who hasn't?!

Purple Cocks?

this is a note from you

hm... old books

I don't have any real advice. You should be reading a book instead of listening to me.

moo

exactly

steak... milkshake...

Moo

you're a cow

anonymous comments are worse then useless. they have percieved value, but actually deliver negative value by stifling real discourse

i see a purple penis top/head

diseased cows

Purple Scrote Sac

diseased and rotting cow

cow

Success! I'm a purple cow getting paid to talk shit

WEEEEEEEE

what a cow

comments will become more sensible once the novelty wears off

well you're high...

All this camera back and forth is making me feel sick. Be still.

Hi mom

Wonder how long it takes before Omnivisio disables anonymous comments. COCK

hm... their site stinks

innovators dilemma

these comments are ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!

microphone

Boring.....

ugu

Not true. Nobody went wild. Three (3) not very popular blogs wrote about it.

I am such a dick, no wonder people hates me, go see Paul Graham's video, I have nothing to offer you

No one cares.

Even the popula guy admit that on german blog gruenderszene.de

Even the popula guy admit that on german blog gruenderszene.de

woooo... marketing to nazis

payola

Mr. Arrington simply lies on Popula and the german blogosphere. Sad but true: it had less than 20 technorati hits in DE lang before TC

Oops?!

What is the point of all this?

stupid

FYI: In Germany the two hottest web 2.0 blog sites are operated by (competiting) VCs

yeah mike, gimme your damn slides you donkey

so fucking unprepared

outsource your presentation cuz you cant do it

Why does he get paid for this?

be a purple cow

wtf is hot in germany?

boring

grey is such a beautiful color, It's like switzerland

COCK

what is this talk about, other than how to give this cock stories for his stupid blog?

"Mike Arrington: Tech Idiot"

yawnn

bitrannica

Give us some fricking content.

good point

This reminds me of Twitter. Lots of boring talk about your mundane life. No one cares.

I me me I we I me we I me.

I am learning .... NOT!

I am sooo dull and pointless

i thought he wasn't going to give advice on the next big things?

aka douchebaggery

now he's got his fucking blog front page on the screen

people dont stack bubbles GOSH!

Stands for "asshole"

To quote Homer Simpson: D'oh

Ooo Mobile. Wow Mike. So fricking orginal.

Look over here now.

no insight : i could have say it !

Dear Christ.

Hurry up and say something

do people pay to see this garbage?

Yes, we're not concerned with privacy... that's why we keep using it.

Delete

facebook sucks

manboobs

Mobile Buzzword Book.

what crap! Orkut followed your lloser advise and is now out of the big league. loooossseerrr

macs rock

privacy... pff overrated

ass

yes, totally rock

Even stupid guys can use macs usually...

Yank this leash

die laguna, die

AAAAAAAAAAA

thes anonymous comments are probably from guys who secretly envy mike

i dont care.

you can yank my leash

yank on it once in a while

Yank it Mike

yank on her

no one wants to yank your wank

I'd like to do that for you Mike - twitter me anytime.

So Mike, you're a start-up's bitch?

your sounding pompous

preved

yank me off

I am even boring myself to sleep

Mike Suck!

Which bridge will he choose when the bubble has gone to sleep under?

stop yanking

Hasn't the onion been around for like 20 years? Not exactly new media.

Bring back Bezos

Or, how I sold common sense to the idiots...

You need to be one of the cool kids.

Michael Arrogant!

And this guy "communicates" for a living? WTF?

blow me, blow me hard

Yank

but he is in a video where Loren Feldman was a troll to shel israel, loren was at Mike's house being a troll

mic

Can we get back to the part about being a start-up's bitch?

screen

No dude - you're background noise

blow me. harder.

Eat my dogfood

Testing my first

ill eat your dogfood

Smell My Cheese

Wow. Who the fuck cares?

dfsgsdf

dfgds

asdf

dfagfadsf

Bargraphs of your twitter usage? How is this useful? Self-centered.

number of ? per day

i started yanking it multple times a day

He looks like he's been out partying all night and he was wearing this yesterday.. before it was wrinkly and when it was tucked in

i like cock babyyyyyyyyyyy

it's good to be the king.

Great more Twitter spam.

that silence: the sound of one hand jerking off

twitter sucks

AAAAAAAAAA

the sooner the better

life is so beautiful, it makes me want to cry

AAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAA

people call me fat :(

hey Mike: You're a jerk.

cause your a douche.

human lol

ah

Oh, really? I thought it was the opposite.

COCK

stop insulting mike! say only meaningfull things here please

AAAAAAAA

dush

so you can blow me in person...

Who the heck is taping this without filming the screen?

meetups = circle-jerk.

Mommy and daddy are so proud of you Mikey!

nose

its all about making your parents proud

my parents dont like me thats why im emo

www.youproll.de/blog

i dont care about your daddy issues.

I care about his daddy issues

dont lock me in the cupboard daddy its dark in there

youskim.com

yeah, pass-the-blame.com

Don't forget the word CONSTRUCTIVE before criticism.

Surprise! My next example is going to be all about me!

"somewhat"...god.

i <3 trolls

reach out and touch.

they dont like you.

come in

Um Let's see. They offered to blow you...and you decided that was good. What, they promised they'd get you into Sun Valley next summer?

what are you suggesting

rightttt.

camera operator needs help

techcrunch has issues

My example is very weak, but it lets me namedrop some and talk about myself.

memememmememememmeme ME!

I'm a greedy bastard

talk about your chldhood...

You don't need a watch in this day and age.

The good old days were so nice. And then all of you people came along and ruined it.

COCK

Mike got cocky and ruined it.

Nice?

what the smoke thing after office hours?

That's me ... u suckers

Since when is 98 comments "public"?

Yeah... and a crazy guy

what the...

Yes, a comment from Israel explains exactly what the Silicon Valley experience of yester-year was all about.

OMG Mike! You can read!!

snore.

you

hello

no one will.

I can't see it you insensitive clod

where are you ?

WOW, what a camera focus. Where is the speaker?

Oh, kettle, I am black....

Oh, kettle, I am black....

HAHA

yeah you twat

Watching Your Video

Ask not what you can do for yourself, but what you can do for your online community!

More than YOU

U should ask youself why people leave snide comments

Ask not what... COCK

life is highschool. anyone who saids otherwise is selling something.

godl bless america

They're not going to invite me to the prom, are they?

Do we want to discourage that 1 entrepreneur who might create the app that changes the human race?

And ask what the hell were they smoking?

he's actually right

i'm not

VIVA LA REVOLUCION???

My grandchildren will write school reports about Techchrunch in US History class. I believe, Mike!

INVIZIBLE CAT

YOU SUCKERZZZ

Come on, say that shit to someone else. Tell me the same when I'll be broke with nothing in my pockets

what the hell is he talking about?

you're a loser.

You are a loser. You are an idiot.

C======3

you're an idiot

BONER

idiot

looser

I'm not posting this shit under my real name!!

im trolling your head

he looks like a dumb troll.

CAZZO

please stop insulting me

troll hole

Please be nice to me. I need your love and attention.

i iz in ur slideshow eating ur cheezberger

clap clap

Clap for this shitty presentation

omfg

he's looking here

clap, bitches, clap!

hold me...

LOL so what did u all learn from this clever idiot?

'I know i do loser.'

power turns me on

what a pusyy

He found one!!!

'bow down to my power'

Come over to the dark side Luke.. POWER!!!

Hahahaha, he's stuck. He heard the word power and he got excited

what a turn on

MIC TROLL!

let me let you marinate on that for a minute and bask in this man's great observation

i eat communiies of rabbits

Benevolent dictator

Where's Ari Gold when we need him?

i love you!

22?

22?

32?

sweet 22

but not as interesting as a 16yo singing about cheezburgers

I love the little guy.

omg

I'm a macbook

I'm the common man.

That's why you didnt create one..

i'm creating a kamehameha

brad pitt

blank wall

tiny member

your very small tiny what?

His very small tiny...

Always some reality in a joke.

This whole talk shows it. Fail already.

Mirror, mirror on the wal....

You spent the last 20 mins jacking off to your blog.

I LOVE YOU

Mention one

I'm so humble.

55

darth vadar

I'm fucking you

nice plug man

"Im right, your wrong."

In other words, you came up with a really good idea .... that I might have though of. But didn't.

That's how you love startups? Laughing about them. What a dumbass

call from another phone moron

crank calls are cool

MIke, you screwed me. Help.

You ruin lives Mike.

Mike leave the poor guy alone you bully

Hahaha, my name is Mike and I JUST GOT FUCKED by an audience guy

hello

Let's play a game: Who's the bigger dummy? The guy who's getting the attention or the guy who's getting the attention?

thats my way of saying i have no anwser

NOW MIKE TRANSFORMS HIMSELF INTO THE LAWYER MOMMY AND DADDY WANTED

mike is backing up encase the guy makes his move and kicks butt

watch out for flying eggs

32465465

PORTUGAL!

"Here's a link." god.

Even if I write a horrible review, you should link me anyway.

'cause when I get serviced, others get jealous?

Yup

small dicks....

NOTHING! IT GETS YOU NOTHING!

I WILL TAKE EVERYTHING

dick

Having seen that, he will skip all net questions

what an ass

hanging out in the bark yard

oh shut up

to hell

planted question

Translation: How good a business guy are you, Mike?
Answer: Not so good 'cause I can't even deflect this softball.

i live in cyberspace

Agent Michael Cybercop

hello

Let's see, Techcrunch comments are full of people posting "Great service" and a link to their own shitty site. Slashdot is actual discussion

boo

I'd subscribe.

mashable will tho

and my mistress

Translation: I won't follow my heart or conscience. We're trying to cash out without regard for integrity.

Peelling off their writers? Like who? Kara? Walt? Markoff? Jay Singh? Rafe? Oh, wait....Matt Marshall!!!!

Wtf kind of answer was that.

sexist

Hum.. error error. Need to restart

hahahaha

ohhhhh. Mike's Little Black Book!

twat

Blog, twitter, link to me, Techcrunch, me me, I blog, blog

Wait, he's not a journalist, he's not an entrepreneur....

hi love your blog...get off his cock.

i love you

i love you dad

I LOVE YOU MAN!!

god i love you

he loves my blog... I'M THE MAN

Hi, I love your pecker

I don't know him but I'd like to

my head hurts

he loves me

Mike sleepy!

What the hell was that

MICHAEL ARRINGTON
--------------------------------------
DUMBASS OF THE YEAR

we see that you have no idea...

thanks fuckface.

Again, I'm humbler than Gandhi or Jeez

i'm a penis, kthxbai

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